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Two-Fisted Tales

Two-Fisted Tales

Jan. 18, 1992USA88 Min.Not Rated
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Synopsis

The foul-mouthed, wheelchair-bound Mr. Rush introduces three adventure tales inspired by the EC Comics of the 1950s: “Showdown,” “King of the Road,” and “Yellow.” This star-studded telefilm was an attempt to launch a second anthology series in the mold of “Tales from the Crypt.” When the film failed to generate sufficient interest, the three tales were re-edited and shown as “Crypt” episodes.
Two-Fisted Tales
Original title Two-Fisted Tales
IMDb Rating 5.8 647 votes
TMDb Rating 4.5 10 votes

Director

Robert Zemeckis
Director

Cast

Brad Pitt isBilly (segment
Billy (segment "King of the Road")
William Sadler isMr. Rush (Presenter)
Mr. Rush (Presenter)
David Morse isTom McMurdo (segment
Tom McMurdo (segment "Showdown")
Kirk Douglas isGeneral Calthrop
General Calthrop
Dan Aykroyd isCaptain Miligan
Captain Miligan
Eric Douglas isLt.Calthrob
Lt.Calthrob
Lance Henriksen isRipper
Ripper
Neil Giuntoli isBilly Quintaine (segment
Billy Quintaine (segment "Showdown")
Roderick Cook isCornelius Bosch (segment
Cornelius Bosch (segment "Showdown")
Thomas F. Duffy isScorby (segment
Scorby (segment "Showdown")

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