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Tube Tales

Tube Tales

Nov. 19, 1999United Kingdom84 Min.PG-13
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Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: “Mr. Cool” (Amy Jenkins, dir.); “Horny” (Stephen Hopkins); “Grasshopper” (Menhaj Huda); “My Father the Liar” (Bob Hoskins); “Bone” (Ewan McGregor); “Mouth” (Armando Iannucci); “A Bird in the Hand” (Jude Law); “Rosebud” (Gaby Dellal); “Steal Away” (Charles McDougall)
Tube Tales
Original title Tube Tales
IMDb Rating 6.1 1,459 votes
TMDb Rating 5.3 14 votes

Director

Stephen Hopkins
Director

Cast

Tom Bell isCity Gent (Horny)
City Gent (Horny)
Jim Carter isTicket Inspector (Steal Away)
Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Carmen Ejogo isGirl (Steal Away)
Girl (Steal Away)
Leonie Elliott isRosebud (Rosebud)
Rosebud (Rosebud)
Leah Fitzgerald isLittle Girl (Horny)
Little Girl (Horny)
Jason Flemyng isLuke (segment
Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Dexter Fletcher isJoe (segment
Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Frank Harper isStation Guard (Horny
Station Guard (Horny
Kelly Macdonald isEmma (segment
Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Peter McNamara isRoy (Grasshopper)
Roy (Grasshopper)

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