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Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit

Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit

Dec. 30, 1998Netherlands72 Min.Not Rated
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Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).
Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
Original title Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
IMDb Rating 8.3 225 votes
TMDb Rating 6.5 2 votes

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Martijn Bouwman
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Theo Maassen isHimself
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