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The Heifer

The Heifer

Mar. 06, 1985Spain122 Min.Not Rated
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Synopsis

During the Spanish Civil War a platoon of mismatched Republican soldiers cross the front-line to steal the bull that the enemy is going to fight on the local holiday of the nearby village. In addition to ruining the Nationalist faction’s celebration they want the animal in order to butcher it and feed their famished troops. They get caught in the process and have to go through a series of funny and pathetic incidents before they can get back to their side.
The Heifer
The Heifer
The Heifer
The Heifer
Original title La vaquilla
IMDb Rating 7.5 2,027 votes
TMDb Rating 6.811 53 votes

Director

Luis García Berlanga
Director

Cast

Alfredo Landa isBrigada Castro
Brigada Castro
Guillermo Montesinos isMariano
Mariano
Santiago Ramos isLimeño
Limeño
Juanjo Puigcorbé isAlférez
Alférez
José Sacristán isTeniente Broseta
Teniente Broseta
Carles Velat isCura
Cura
Eduardo Calvo isCoronel Republicano
Coronel Republicano
Violeta Cela isGuadalupe
Guadalupe
Agustín González isComandante Nacional
Comandante Nacional
María Luisa Ponte isJuana
Juana

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