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Erotic Agent

Erotic Agent

Dec. 25, 2003Hong KongNot Rated
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Synopsis

The erotic story of woodsman who one day, during a brief moment between sex scenes, he finds a magic box that contains a beautiful genie. She grants him and his wife three wishes, so long as he allows her to make love to his wife during her period, to “rejuvenate” her magic.
Original title 聊齋艷奇之陸判性經
IMDb Rating 5.9 8 votes
TMDb Rating 7 1 votes

Director

Yan Kit
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