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Der Kurpfuscher und seine fixen Töchter

Der Kurpfuscher und seine fixen Töchter

3 x täglich - gut verträglich!Aug. 15, 1980Germany85 Min.Not Rated
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Synopsis

Arriving in an alpine village a crook is mistaken for a recently deceased doctor and decides to impersonate him. Three girls stranded in the same village are sheltered by the “doctor” and naked German hilarity inevitably ensues.
Original title Der Kurpfuscher und seine fixen Töchter
IMDb Rating 5 111 votes
TMDb Rating 4.8 4 votes

Director

Franz Marischka
Director

Cast

Peter Steiner isJosef Brezenbichler
Josef Brezenbichler
Fred Stillkrauth isAdolf Schober
Adolf Schober
Ursula Buchfellner isPetra
Petra
Alena Penz isNicole
Nicole
Sibylle Rauch isAntje
Antje
Toni Netzle isFräulein Rosi Schnudelhuber
Fräulein Rosi Schnudelhuber
Rosl Mayr isMutter des Bürgermeisters
Mutter des Bürgermeisters
Wilfried Schmidt isDr. Habermann
Dr. Habermann
Josef Moosholzer isBürgermeister
Bürgermeister
Hansi Zacher isVroni
Vroni

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